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20 years ago, the New York Yankees signed a kid from Kalamazoo, Michigan, giving him a $700,000 signing bonus, $125,000 to cover college, and he was never heard from ever again.
Except for the five World Series rings, 3,000+ hits and a Hall of Fame-caliber career in the bigs.
Thanks for everything, Derek Jeter.
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“When a person or situation isn’t what you thought it was going to be, and you can’t figure out whether this is your fault for projecting unfounded qualities onto the person or someone else’s fault for actually misleading you, mistreating you or letting you down, drink.” —
The Overthinking Person’s Drinking Game « Thought Catalog (via bluishorange)
I don’t think I can drink that much.
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I’d probably pay to play this…
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This is Benjamin Agüero
His dad is dominant Manchester City Striker Sergio “Kun” Agüero
His grandpa is soccer legend Diego Maradona
His godfather is the best player on the planet, Lionel Messi
He should probably go into accounting or something, just to be safe.
From a 1967 ad for Aurora models that appeared on the back covers of comic books (via 4CP)
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